Golden Globes

It's been a while since I've written anything about celebrities and the Red Carpet is always a good excuse to be vicious, I mean take a closer look.

I will have to say that I was impressed. The people who had successful outfits far outnumbered those wearing fug couture. It's slightly disappointing because I really enjoy saying mean things about people who make more money than I do.


Best Dressed:

Men:

Justin Timberlake: As much as I think he's a putz, JT does know how to dress. Boy looks good enough to eat out.

Jamie Foxx: He's come along way from Wanda on In Living Color. I think he should have lost the shades, though.

Sacha Baron Cohen: When he's not dressed as Borat, Sacha is pretty damn hot. He also gave one of the best acceptance speeches of the night. Anytime you refer to the "testicles and anus" of another person, that's class.

Leonardo DiCaprio: What can I say, I've always thought he was hot and he kind of has a Frank Sinatra-esque vibe that works for him.

Michael Urie: Ok, he's not really that amazingly dressed but I think he's a cutie. He's also gayer than a sack of kittens, but I'd totally hit it. LOVE the teal tie/hankie combo.

Women:

Jennifer Hudson: I love to see a black girl who keep her hair dark. I'm tired of seeing sisters like Mimi and Beyonce with bleached-blonde hair. Jennifer looks amazing and the dress is perfect for a curvy girl. You work that Golden Globe, gurl!

Hillary Swank: I haven't always been a fan of Hillary when she dresses like a girl, but part of that is because I keep seeing Brandon Tina. I will have to say she looked surprisingly good last night (though the giant diamond barrette was almost too much).

Angelina Jolie: Actually both she and Brad look hot, but I have enough sexy men. I love Angelina. She's like Madonna because she did a lot of crazy stuff early in her career and then did an about face and now is an adoption diva. Good for her.

Renee Zellweger: Aside from her usually pinched and bloated face, Renee looked good. Her shoes were fabulous and the dress really looked good on her. Way to work it, Ms. Potter.

Cameron Diaz: Her hair sucks, but that's a hot dress. It'd look better if she had any tits, but I think plastic surgery is a bit drastic for a night out.


Worst Dressed:

Men:

Jeremy Irons: When Sasha Baron Cohen doesn't shave, he looks hot. When Jeremy Irons does it, he looks like he's suffering from a terminal disease. The Nehru blouse with the flower petals on it didn't help the ensemble. He just looked sloppy and dying.

Michael Bolton: I know it's only the Golden Globes but wear a tie. At least he doesn't have that balding mullet that he was known for in the 90's.

Women:

Meryl Streep: She may have more awards than anyone else, but she looked like she was going to a toga party afterward. This was not a good look. You would have thought that winning for Devil Wears Prada she would have tried a bit harder to look nice.

Beyonce Knowles: She looked like a cross between a Solid Gold dancer and a hooker. Now after the fuss between her and Jennifer Hudson I've admittedly liked B even less than usual, but this was not a hot look for her.

Nicollette Sheridan: Her legs are her best assets and she covered them up! Not to mention that all that foofy fabric at the bottom looks ridiculous. It's too stiff. Ugh, not cute.

Vanessa Williams: The dress wasn't terrible by itself, but combined with the fur wrap and the 7 heads of hair she has going on, not pretty. I've seen drag queens who manage to be more subtle than that. I think she would have looked amazing if she'd lost the dead cat and kept her hair short and sleek.

Jennifer Love Hewitt: I think this outfit would look really good if she were battling Aslan for control of Narnia. Otherwise, this is fug and shouldn't be worn.

Cheryl Crow: She looks like the bride of the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak.