It's All About Me

Hello, cherubs. I know it's been ages since I've posted anything, and I'm truly sorry. I was just visiting my dear friend Lemony's blog and decided to rip off her idea of posting one of those memes (i.e. you answer questions about yourself and show it to your friends in hopes they give a fig). So rather than being clever, I'll just try and open a window into my soul (barf).


What were you doing 10 years ago?

I had just finished my 1st year of college and was wrestling with being a big homo. I didn't come out until February of 1998, though. I hadn't started drinking yet (I didn't have even a sip until my 21st birthday) but I made up for it since then. I was still a virgin and thought I knew everything about everything. Basically your typical 20-year-old.

What were you doing 1 year ago?

I was getting ready to turn the big 30. Thank god I have, because my 20's were getting tiresome. It's nice being able to pay for your rent, food and belongings.

Five snacks you enjoy:

• Velveeta Shells and Cheese
  
• Fudgsicles
  
• Kashi Cherry Dark Chocolate bars
  
• Raisins
  
• Chips and salsa
  

Five songs that you know all the lyrics to:
(I only know these because I do them for Karaoke)

• Fly Me to the Moon
  
• Daydream Believer
  
• Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me
  
• Bed of Roses
  
• Dancing Queen (surprising, I know)
  

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
In order!

• Pay off all my debts
  
• Buy a house
  
• Pay off family's debts
  
• Give money to friends
  
• Save the rest
  

Five bad habits:

• Smoking
  
• Cursing
  
• Picking my nose and wiping it on the furniture (kidding)
  
• Not exercising
  
• Ordering pizza when I'm too lazy to cook
  

Five things you like doing:

• Cooking
  
• Hanging out with friends
  
• Reading
  
• Playing video games
  
• Gardening
  

Five things you would never wear again:

• High-rise jeans
  
• Cardigans
  
• Turtleneck sweaters (especially when worn under cardigans)
  
• Hypercolor anything (fat kids and color-changing clothing is not pretty)
  
• Polyester second-hand clothing
  

Five favorite toys:

• iPod
  
• Playstation 2
  
• Kitchen Aid Mixer (don't have it yet, but want it in red)
  
• PhotoShop
  
• My BBQ

Well, dears, I hope you now feel like you know me better than your own mother (that's especially true for all you little orphans reading this from your orphanage in Zimbabwe wishing Madonna would adopt you).